Yeah, I have cats and no, I am not a crazy cat lady (although I may be 40 years from now) but my cats are fuckin' cool so I might talk about them from time to time. Deal with it.
This is Puck.
He's 21 pounds of cat and the biggest wuss you will ever meet. I once scared him into a brown paper bag with a stuffed animal big bad wolf puppet.
Aliases - Puckus Maximus, Fatty P, Da Biggs, Biggles.
Puck is the man.
And this is Pandora.
She's my lovely little siamese who will burrow under the covers and curl up against me, purring. She will also scream like a possessed banshee when she has had enough play time with Puck.
We call her Pandy, for short, or simply, Lady.
That's right. Love me, love my cats.